（开心一刻）一篇有趣的辞呈

To whom it may concern:
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year-old again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think it’s a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. I want to think M&M’s are better than money because you can eat them. I want to play dodge ball at recess and paint with watercolors in art. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer’s day.

致相关人士：
我特此正式提出辞职，要求不再做大人，而决心再次做个8岁的孩子。我想去麦当劳，把它当成是四星级的饭店。我想在新积起的泥水坑边玩耍，将小木棍从一头漂到另一头，用石块把水面打起层层涟漪。我想仍然把M&M巧克力看得比钱好，因为它能吃。我想在课间休息时玩躲球游戏，在美术课上用水彩画画，我想在炎热的夏日里躺在大橡树下，和朋友一起摆个柠檬汽水摊儿。